gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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