I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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i think i just lost a toe
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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