remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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