i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i already hear my dad disowning me
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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