Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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