i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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