Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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