question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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