One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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