garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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