did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
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the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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