WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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