Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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