the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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