dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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