I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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