guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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