she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize