did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Holy sore nipples Batman
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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