My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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