these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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