It's Friday. Sex?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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