I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
True strength comes from lack of pants
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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