He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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