i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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