I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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