are you still at the devil's house?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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