Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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