HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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