maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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