I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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