That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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