she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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