I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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