He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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