He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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