Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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