sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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love makes seman taste better
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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