The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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