all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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