Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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