gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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