We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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