I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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