So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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