dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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