so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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