Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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