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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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