i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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